Simon Whale

MD & Founder

There are far too many 'best-kept secrets' in this industry, so it's my aim no MY mission to make sure that the best agents have the best partners at their disposal for the best possible price. Quiet and unassuming I am not, but if you want to ensure that everyone knows about these secrets then you won't go far wrong by going to the loudest man in the room. There's not been an amazing company yet built that is big or Teflon enough to stop me hanging onto its coattails.

For my lovely kerfuffler agents, I don't know who you are (yet). I don't know what you want (yet). If you're looking for suppliers for your business I can tell you I won't take your money its free to join Kerfuffle... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long, Amaretto soaked career. Skills and a fashion sense that make me a nightmare for companies trying to price gouge or lead you astray.

To the wonderful industry suppliers, if you give my precious kerfufflers a great deal, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will talk incessantly about myself until you do.

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